Viagra for Sale?
If you're shopping for Viagra, be sure to look for a sign that explicitly says, “Viagra for Sale,” and if there isn't one, be careful, because not every little blue pill will cure your erectile dysfunction. True story: an Austrian food manufacturer was charged and lost a court battle with Pfizer, makers of the popular erectile dysfunction pill, Viagra. Why, you ask? Well, it seems as though the food maker's flagship product, delicious blue sugar-coated pumpkin seeds, looked a little too much like Viagra pills, and that made Pfizer nervous. Could someone actually mistake sugar-coated pumpkin seeds for Viagra? I suppose anything's possible, and if it did happen, the consequences would be...well, rather disappointing. With Viagra for sale nowadays at such low prices, there's no need to deliberately turn to folksier remedies like pumpkin seeds to cure your erectile dysfunction. Thus, inspired by this recent court case, and with the reader's best interest in mind, I've compiled a list of the top 5 things (besides pumpkin seeds) you wouldn't want to mistake for Viagra pills on a romantic evening. You might be inspired to reorganize your medicine cabinet to avoid any embarrassing mistakes.
5. Throat Lozenges
Throat lozenges come in all sorts of colors, including, unfortunately, the color blue, which would prove to be confusing in some situations. While these pills will cure that tickle in your throat, they won't do a thing to cure your erectile dysfunction, unless of course your erectile dysfunction is caused by your own incessant hacking cough. It doesn't seem too unlikely a scenario to me. If this is the case, good for you for discovering your cure!
4. Breath Mints
Often manufactured in shades of blue to denote their cool, icy-fresh taste, these little pill-shaped candies could easily be mistaken for Viagra. While having fresh breath in a romantic situation is undoubtedly a positive thing, I assure you that it will have no direct effect on your erectile dysfunction, besides maybe a placebo effect if you're lucky.
3. Sleeping Pills
Sometimes, sleeping pills can be mistaken for Viagra. For sale at common drug stores, these handy little pills elicit just about the opposite effect you would want from Viagra. Rather than arousing you, they'll put you right to sleep. If you're fumbling around in your medicine cabinet or bedside table in the dark and you accidentally pick these out and pop a couple back, your spouse will be greeted with an unwelcome surprise. Rather than a ready and willing lovemaking partner, they'll encounter a snoring Rip Van Winkle. Trust me, this sort of mishap can't be good for your relationship.
2. Laxatives
This one is pretty self-explanatory, I think. Rather than the desired arousing effects of Viagra, you will end up with aroused bowels. I don't think I need to get into detail about why this would be a bad thing.
1. Hallucinogenic Drugs
If you're unlucky enough to have your hippie or raver cousin (whom you let crash at your place one weekend out of familial goodwill) accidentally leave their little blue pills with pictures of little teddy bears on them on your bedside table, I don't envy you. If you swallow a couple of these little babies thinking they're Viagra, boy will you be in for a surprise. If you're lucky, your spouse will be understanding the next morning when you explain that you kicked her out of your bed the night before because you thought she was a vicious dinosaur sent through time to kill you.
5. Throat Lozenges
Throat lozenges come in all sorts of colors, including, unfortunately, the color blue, which would prove to be confusing in some situations. While these pills will cure that tickle in your throat, they won't do a thing to cure your erectile dysfunction, unless of course your erectile dysfunction is caused by your own incessant hacking cough. It doesn't seem too unlikely a scenario to me. If this is the case, good for you for discovering your cure!
4. Breath Mints
Often manufactured in shades of blue to denote their cool, icy-fresh taste, these little pill-shaped candies could easily be mistaken for Viagra. While having fresh breath in a romantic situation is undoubtedly a positive thing, I assure you that it will have no direct effect on your erectile dysfunction, besides maybe a placebo effect if you're lucky.
3. Sleeping Pills
Sometimes, sleeping pills can be mistaken for Viagra. For sale at common drug stores, these handy little pills elicit just about the opposite effect you would want from Viagra. Rather than arousing you, they'll put you right to sleep. If you're fumbling around in your medicine cabinet or bedside table in the dark and you accidentally pick these out and pop a couple back, your spouse will be greeted with an unwelcome surprise. Rather than a ready and willing lovemaking partner, they'll encounter a snoring Rip Van Winkle. Trust me, this sort of mishap can't be good for your relationship.
2. Laxatives
This one is pretty self-explanatory, I think. Rather than the desired arousing effects of Viagra, you will end up with aroused bowels. I don't think I need to get into detail about why this would be a bad thing.
1. Hallucinogenic Drugs
If you're unlucky enough to have your hippie or raver cousin (whom you let crash at your place one weekend out of familial goodwill) accidentally leave their little blue pills with pictures of little teddy bears on them on your bedside table, I don't envy you. If you swallow a couple of these little babies thinking they're Viagra, boy will you be in for a surprise. If you're lucky, your spouse will be understanding the next morning when you explain that you kicked her out of your bed the night before because you thought she was a vicious dinosaur sent through time to kill you.
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